Friday, November 11, 2011

HELLOOOO WORLD

My name is Anna. I am an over-opinionated girl. Me and my bff Katie share this quality (some call it a problem). We decided to grace the internet with all the shit we have to say. Rather, no one else will really listen to us besides ourselves...

I am Katie. Anna and I feel like we have wonderful things to say about, well, anything and everything. We thought we should give the world the gift of our knowledge. Mainly because our boyfriends don't want to hear us anymore, but that's irrelevant. We are young, politically incorrect, and refuse to quit. Welcome to our brains.

For our first official post, we will give some insight on things that really freak/weird us out. For me, its brains. Yes, I know this is weird seeing as every living thing has one. But I have personally poked a sheep's brain. I did this yesterday, and its fuckin gross. It spongy and squishy. I think it would bounce, I want to test this on myth busters. It grosses me out to think that I had to poke something that also thought at one time. Like I'm poking a sheep's memories. Idk, it makes me very uncomfortable. Oh maybe I should mention I did this in class, I'm not just finding dead sheep around and pokin at their brains. Also a half of a human brain was floatin around in a bucket and that was even more disgusting. Now I'm gettin all freaked out just thinking about it. Also people eating animal brains is fuckin weird. I'm not hatin on other cultures, I love diversity, I just don't like the fact that I am eating another animal's motor skills, memories etc. Again, I'm not hating on other cultures and the foods they eat, or just American people eating brains. Eat whatever the fuck you want to, but its weird.

Now, what freaks me out is the idea that, when I'm home alone, that someone will break into my house and kill/rape me. Boyfriend says that it's completely irrational. I disagree. They always say on the TV shows that shit like that happens all the time in small towns. Our town isn't really that small but, still, it's fuckin scary. The idea of some scraggly motherfucker walking into my house with bad intentions gives me the willies. Also, I get twitchy when I'm driving next to a semi on a highway... They're so big and scary. I get so worried the truck driver will just decide to change lanes and end my short life. Then rape my dead, mangled body.